Nobody Vegan At Christmas

by F'n'A!

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Hey kids! Put down the tofu and download this 2 minutes of pure RAWK! Every penny of donations collected goes to Central Oregon Community College Foundation Scholarships - so please share as much as you can!


Nobody Vegan (no)
Nobody Vegan (no, no)
Nobody Vegan At Christmas.
Nobody Vegan (no)
Nobody Vegan (hell, no)
Nobody Vegan At Christmas.

You keep your tempeh, your soy baloney.
Please pass the turkey and Rice-a-Roni.
Cause you can't cure my Christmas cravin' with a Morningstar pack of veggie bacon.


Can't have no stuffing? No turkey gravy?
I'm sorry honey...I think you're crazy.
I give you credit for what you're trying.
¿Pero Navidad sin carne?
(¡I'd be dyin'!)


Enjoy that soynog...I'll keep mine eggy.
At all the parties we'll get lit, maybe?
Can you drink rum? I heard they make it
With teeny tiny little bits of panda babies.


released November 28, 2016
We'll take credit for it, I guess.



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